OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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The Best Of : Josh Nichols
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I didn’t even know I was standing in the rain
Until it became a storm
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
They are probably loving this because seriously ROOM. I don’t think there was an awful lotta space in their first house.
I love this, but I think the other person was trying to say, who was the parent who first tested this theory out? Which isn’t a totally unreasonable question
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Diary Entry:
I’m trying to be less judgmental
I’m trying to be less sensitive
It’s hard and I feel bad for things that I’ve said and done that have possibly hurt people or were overreacting when people have wronged me I’m so bad at this whole people thing ugh
Idk when I think about it I feel like it’s not really rude to like stereotype someone based on appearance so much like I guess if you wear certain clothes or a certain hair cut people may think that therefore you are _____ but I feel like it’s a line when they use the conclusions they draw as a reason to treat you differently than if they thought you weren’t what they think you are.
Does that make sense?
‘I was on the tube in London and this teenage girl eyed me up and said ‘Alright, Mr Sex?’. It threw me. The daft thing was that she was quoting a line from Sherlock but I’d forgotten it because it had been a while since filming. I just thought I was looking particularly hot that day.’
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